By Tamil Mohammar Ramadan
Hello my friends! How many times have you caught one of your women bandying about without its burqa? How many times has an insolent female flashed her ankle by “accident”? Has this caused you humiliation and pain requiring whipping?
Have you been forced, through no fault of your own, to resort to honor killing? Isn’t it time you stopped wasting perfectly good woman flesh and invested in a foolproof coverage system for your females?
Now, BurqaBarn, in conjunction with Citywide Waste Management, has a solution for you!
|The new “BurqaBag” is guaranteed to keep any female properly attired and is triple-ply tough. Just place the non-male into one of our bags and engage the cinch-top mechanism. Do not worry about air supply – our studies show there is at least two hours of air available. Properly covered wife and female offspring The BurqaBag is currently available in basic black, with the wheeled carrying case sold separately.While these products may seem expensive and decadent, remember the last loss from your herd, then purchase our product!
Coming soon to Che-Mart!