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BurqaBarn: Dress Your Woman in Style!

By Tamil Mohammar Ramadan


Hello my friends! How many times have you caught one of your women bandying about without its burqa? How many times has an insolent female flashed her ankle by “accident”? Has this caused you humiliation and pain requiring whipping?

Have you been forced, through no fault of your own, to resort to honor killing? Isn’t it time you stopped wasting perfectly good woman flesh and invested in a foolproof coverage system for your females?

Now, BurqaBarn, in conjunction with Citywide Waste Management, has a solution for you!


The new “BurqaBag” is guaranteed to keep any female properly attired and is triple-ply tough. Just place the non-male into one of our bags and engage the cinch-top mechanism. Do not worry about air supply – our studies show there is at least two hours of air available. Properly covered wife and female offspring The BurqaBag is currently available in basic black, with the wheeled carrying case sold separately.While these products may seem expensive and decadent, remember the last loss from your herd, then purchase our product!

Coming soon to Che-Mart!

Dress your women in smart BurqaBags and take them to the woods for a family picnic…

…and let them enjoy the sun

Fashionable BurqaBags allow your females safely to attend sports events and mingle with others in the women-only areas

Women can even engage in athletics themselves:
this pleasing pyramid features the famous team of non-male Baluhistan Acrobats!

Man’s wives waiting for him at the bus stop

One thought on “BurqaBarn: Dress Your Woman in Style!

  1. Islam is one of the perfect religion in this world, it have given right to ever one, to parents, to husband, to wife, to the world each person .. so whey should the non Muslim LOOK ISLAM weird.. it is one of the fardh in islam for women to wear hijab/nikab, because if we see, a women degnity is in veil, not in to show and expose,,,, just go around and compare some of the minor thing with non muslim,, you will get know each and every thing.. Quran

    Its strange how the number of burka wearers are increasing in the UK. I guess it must be those evil husbands forcing them into it. Hmm, but I guess this still doesn’t explain why British women are converting to Islam. The message that the French Government is clearly sending out is that they will not tolerate let alone respect the choice of a person living in France to wear what they wish to wear. Can they look into each and every women’s heart who wears the veil to confirm that it was forced upon her by a man? This argument is completely baseless. Does President Sarkozy really believe that he has given back all Muslim women their ‘lost dignity’ by banning the veil? I sincerely hope that the British Government and British citizens will continue to uphold its long history of freedom of expression and religion which has made it such a tolerant and multicultural society in which every citizen is respected.

    We should have a burka week in the UK, where all women experience the joy in wearing a Burka. (Optional of course). There is already too much Hate in the UK. Lets promote the idea that diversity is good. There are a lot of reasons being cited for banning the Burka. However what people are failing to realise is that banning the burka and other religous freedoms is that this is an attack on british values as well as others religous values.

    If the british want their values to be hijacked by right wing extremists like those in france then don’t complain when there is no longer any freedoms is Britian. It is these extremists who are destroying Britian. I hate the idea of a government legislating about what a person can and cannot wear

    I’d just like to point out to people unfamiliar with the Qur’an that there’s nowhere in the Qur’an that tells Muslims how to pray or when to pray, although it is acknowledged that there are clear guidelines on how to do this. It was the function of the Prophet, peace by up him, to explain the Qur’an.
    But back to the niqab. Here is a translation of Sura 33, verse 59 “Prophet tell your wives, your daughters and women believers to make their outer garments hang low over them so as to be recognised (as Muslims) and not insulted …” (M.A.S. Abdel Haleem). Let’s look at the relevant words in Sura 24, verse 31 from the same translator: “And tell believing women that they should …. let their headscarves fall to cover their necklines.”
    If you were to look at a range of Qur’an translations, you would notice a slight variation in the wording due to the complexity of the Arabic language. This is why we have Muslim scholars to put the verses into a context and explain exactly what they mean in the light of the Sunnah (things the Prophet, peace be upon him, said and did). Most scholars agree that the women closest to the Prophet, peace be upon him, started covering their faces after these verses were revealed.

    Okay, so the civilised western people in UK/Europe want to help Muslim women? but… how can the West be trusted to “help” anyone when they’ve invaded Muslim countries (Iraq/Afghanistan) and killed hundreds of thousands of Muslims women and children included? Muslims wont trust people who kill them… simple fact.

    I do not want to live in a country where a form of clothing is banned by the government. The Burka should never be banned in the UK. They have no right to tell people what they should or should not wear. that is personal freedom.


Published under FAIR USE of factual content citing US 17 U.S.C. § 107 fair use protection, Section 107 of the Copyright Act of 1976 and UK Section 30(1) of the 1988 Act.

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